“If everyone’s not happy then maybe everyone’s not doing their best racing…”

“Because that’s how obvious the satire in Babylon Bee is.”

“How is it possible that a woman got on a plane that she did not have a boarding pass for and is now in another state?”

“It shows customers that their package was safely delivered and where…”

“Repeat offenders will see their distribution reduced and their ability to monetize and advertised removed.” 

“There’s a difference between false news and satire.”

“As the population of low wage workers has become a bit more upscale, many places are willing to adjust their minimum wages, especially given the pervasive research that supports moderate increases.”

“At the same time, we unapologetically try to find a diverse pool of qualified candidates for open roles, as this helps us hire the best people, improve our culture, and build better products.”

“We must ensure that we restore the dignity of our people without compensating the criminals who stole our land.”

“Some young people now walk with jackets of 1800 euros. They do not have any income, so the question is how they get there.”