‘It all boils down to one key question: “Do I eat this thing now, or save it for later?”’

All of social media is getting a decently good look at the assailant.

But then, interestingly, they insert large logs at all four corners.

‘So Schiller found herself in the embarrassing position of doing her job, making sensible use of social media — and yet being accused of total insanity.’

‘The newly liberated pups were flown into Boston’s Logan International Airport, where they seemed ready to romp and play the moment they stepped off the plane.’

He wasn’t expecting what he found printed on the side. Then again, this wasn’t any regular brew.

Back in 2007, the now-33-year-old Welshman used to look pretty darn inconspicuous.

“The Hearing Loss Association of America estimates that roughly 20 percent of Americans report some degree of trouble with their hearing — and that 2-3 of every 1,000 American children are born with evident hearing issues in one or both ears.”

‘Local officials tried to capture her for several subsequent days, but the terrified dog always managed to scramble away.’

Don’t be fooled by her gracious demeanor, her dainty earrings, or her flouncy red dress.