An alleged vandal seen keying a Tesla outside a San Jose Costco went viral. Now the police report he has been arrested.

Elon Musk claimed to Sen. Ted Cruz that the federal government has over a dozen "magic money machines" that print cash for federal spending.

One of the people privy to the discussions between Schumer and left-wing activists over the weekend called them "tense and unproductive."

"I think you'll be surprised, or maybe you won't," said the measure's supporter, Rand Paul. One wishes we were more surprised.

Schumer saw that Trump held a formidable negotiating position, so the Democratic senator bought time by announcing his support for the CR.

Democrats in lockstep opposition to anything from the Trump administration or Elon Musk are already howling.

"There is nobody in the world, nobody, who wants to shut the government down more than Donald Trump," Schumer said.

"The View" does it again: Co-host Joy Behar nearly wished death upon the president only to be stopped by a well-timed commercial break.

Woke liberals who directed their usual disdain toward Mickelson and Musk came across as petulant, propagandized, and irrelevant.

"Everyone with a safe is supposed to keep it up to date and destroy documents when they no longer need to be stored."