'Let me tell you, I was that 19yo girl you sent to war in Iraq that adored you for everything you did for us.'

The mainstream media ignored this.

'You found a picture of someone grieving their father's death looking upset, paired it with The Narrative, punched in the tweet search engine and farted out this thing. This is why no one likes us, part eleventy billion.'

She said 'a few have resented that fire,' but added that her father 'never cared what they thought.'

The photo had been flagged over 100 times, so it wasn't exactly a matter of Twitter not being notified of the image.

'I was with my father at his end, as he was with me at my beginning.'

She found the words.

Well, this didn't quite go as planned...

John McCain's family members say they are immensely grateful for the support and kindness shown by his caregivers and for the outpouring of concern and affection by thousands of people.

'I think you’ll lose spectacularly and then I’ll look forward to election night when I finally get to tell everyone "I told you so."'