"It's tough to tell what the items are, but at least one of them appears to be the black landing gear from the base of the Titan."

Portnoy speaks for us all with expletive-filled rant against proposed emissions rules targeting NYC pizzarias.

This New Yorker took to Twitter to share his unusual protest against the city's restrictions on pizza ovens.

The Pennsylvania brewer showed Anheuser-Busch how it's done. "Thank you for setting a great example for our country."

Scientists have made an incredible and alarming breakthrough in creating synthetic human embryos, without the use of a sperm and egg.

"A slap in the face to literally every artist Disney has ever worked with," one actor/director said in response.

Josh Gates, the host of the Discovery show "Expedition: Unknown," said he had an opportunity to be on Titan before its first Titanic trip.

Reverse the roles and this guy would be out of a job in minutes. And yet, because it involved a white, conservative judge, total silence.

"It's a relatively new term in the lexicon of sexual orientation, created to offer a more inclusive language for people."

It wasn't the only incoherent gaffe that the president's White House staffers had to gloss over in the official transcript.